its not stalking. its research.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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