Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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