I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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