I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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