Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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