his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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