hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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