You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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