No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I showed him my bush... on skype.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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