Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
When are your genitals available?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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