So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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