YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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