im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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