There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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