Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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