what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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