tell your sister to shave her snatch
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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