I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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