how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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