Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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