there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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