Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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