sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize