if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
