In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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