Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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