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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Nipple clamps can be ambiguous

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater

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• (772): View more from Florida

  remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....

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• (585): View more from New York

  i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold

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  hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?

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• (510): View more from California

  I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.

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