Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I just googled if crying burns calories
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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