GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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