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Im on beer infinity
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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