My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Alive.
So much puke
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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