Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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