Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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