You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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