Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize