I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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