How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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