like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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