Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone

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(704): View more from North Carolina

we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't remember what your face looks like..

(727): View more from Florida

I don't remember your face either, just your dick.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.

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(562): View more from California

Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave

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