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I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.

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(203): I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you. http://tfl.nu/ig1m

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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.

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Man I wish I had been there

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Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.

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(314): Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours. (1-314): Man I wish I had been there (314): Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again. http://tfl.nu/g53a

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(212): View more from New York

I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.

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(212): I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet. http://tfl.nu/8wa0

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(954): View more from Florida

you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.

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(954): you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you. http://tfl.nu/vwt4

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.

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(304): Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism. http://tfl.nu/d61m

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(269): View more from Michigan

i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....

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(269): i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn.... http://tfl.nu/s1xw

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(906): View more from Michigan

Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here

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(906): Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here http://tfl.nu/0qbu

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(218): View more from Minnesota

If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me

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(218): If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me http://tfl.nu/kwsp

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(925): View more from California

Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.

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(925): Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you. http://tfl.nu/15wm

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.

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(508): He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk. http://tfl.nu/n1jt

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(973): View more from New Jersey

her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.

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(973): her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it. http://tfl.nu/lrhx

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(863): View more from Florida

hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.

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(863): hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple. http://tfl.nu/ta85

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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.

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(603): whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card. http://tfl.nu/d7h9

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.

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(502): I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever. http://tfl.nu/bzzy

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal

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(440): I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal http://tfl.nu/vouk

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