She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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