Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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