My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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