i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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