all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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