we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
