do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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