No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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