Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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