My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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