Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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