the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
17 Subtle Body Language Signs That Reveal A Lot About Someone
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere