while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Found your dick twin last night
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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