Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
its liver damage thursday
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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