He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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